Derpcraft- 2 handies per month
Ze: (with fake surprise) Oh, what's this?
*places his bed next to Chilled's*
Chilled: we're NOT sleeping next to each other! Go to your room, go to your room!
Smarty: Dude the ship is real, the ship is not sailed
Chilled: The ship is about to get really awkward when I murder him in his sleep...
Tom: The ship has hit the fan
Chilled: Fine. Do you wanna sleep in my room?
Chilled: Fine, but you gotta pay rent though.
Tom: (imitating Ze) I would feel safer...
Smarty: (imitating Ze) I would be so happy...
Chilled: ... 2 handies per month.
Smarty: That's the rule if you wanna sleep together, 2 handies per month
*Ze punches Smarty*
Chilled: Well, it looks like he's accepting the terms by keeping the bed here...
*The derps have their dinner*
*meanwhile Tom is typing weird things in the chat*
Ze: alright lets go to sleep
Sneakily puts his bed next to Chilled's again
Chilled: No, no! Don't you- oh god...
*While Ze is laughing, chilled gets out of bed and climbs on top of Ze*
Chilled: Is your body ready Ze?
Ze: Oh god!
Chilled: Alright I'm gonna come on top of you...
Ze: No, no, no, stop, stop, stop, there's a barrier.
Tom: I have been sitting in this bed for so long just listening to you having gay sex
Smarty: Guys just go to fucking bed, stop having gay sex
Ze: We're not! There's a barrier
*everyone wakes up*
Smarty: I had a strange dream that Ze and Chilled were having gay sex...
Ze: It was a dream, that's what it is
Chilled: It was ALL a dream
Tom: And unlike the Sims you don't wake up hungry
Chilled: ...I woke up hungry for Ze's meat... haha what?
Ze: Alright I'm ready to go on an adventure
Chilled and Ze in sync: I hope it's an excellent adventure
Chilled: Oh my god we're gay
Smarty: OH MY GOD IT WAS REAL